February 2012
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Beach House is going to be at Forecastle.
I’m going to be at Forecastle.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
titcakes:
Successfully failing at everything.
Enough, now. Goodbye.
Here’s to willpower.
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This year, for lent, I'm giving up.
First time at home for more than a week.
Instantly got naked and put on Devo.
I need balance.
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I’ll deserve my degree not when I get enough credits, or accrue enough knowledge, but when I stop reading “causality” as “casualty.” Get it together, brain.
Anonymous asked: happy belated birthday
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“There’s a bluebird in my heart that wants to get out but I’m too tough for him,...”
– Bukowski
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I should put “Not sending texts that are rooted in insecurity when I know I’ll regret it later” on my resumé. I’m a god damned champ.
I'm not an afterthought.
cominupmilhouse:
trivia night at uncle maddio’s tonight. try and stop the unstoppable team of chad, jake, cody, jacqueline, and myself. i dare ya
third place. what’s up. REPTAR’S LAST STAND 2K12 \m/
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I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after...
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“You are a hockey half-time show!”
– Tyler
(there’s no such thing as a hockey half-time show, but it’s still one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received)
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Horse Feathers: Different Gray
Oregon loves too...
Covered in bruises.
Filled with confusion.
